11 TIPS TO WORK AND STUDY PRODUCTIVELY AT HOME FOR NUTTERS

Dear wankers, I hope you are coping well with the major shift to your daily routine. However, please don’t despair! This event will be one we will be talking about for years and certainly one which will be noted in history (almost like Lord of the Mics). This virus has given many of us the opportunity to explore passions that we truly love but have been neglecting all of our lives and so we should be immensely grateful for the opportunity.Mine has personally introduced me into how bloody addictive stellas are.

In terms of disruption to normality, if you are a student or an employee working from home and trying to adapt to this new normal, do not be anxious or scared due to the unknown. Buy yerself a banging speaker and blast some bad boy tunes through it (Recommended Speaker) Rather be proud because you are pushing yourself, you are waking up everyday, you are utilizing the wonderful resources most academic and work institutions have developed and you can do it. If yer anything like me youve propably not done this and have accomplished narda.

For students, if you have been working extremely hard for the past year or two and now your exams are cancelled, please don’t worry. Tests can sometimes be subjective and can not actually determine your way of thinking in terms of deep thoughts and intellect but rather puts you in a corner. At times you are only tested to see how good your memory is or just to tick another box. Your dumb if yer meant to sit it and you better thank god that a man like you didn;t have to experience that just be a thankfull battybwoy.

If you are an employee who has been working immensely hard so that you get some sort of promotion perhaps reevaluate whether you want that promotion. Perhaps you can put in the extra effort to make changes for yourself or really fine tune your skills further. Chill tho ennit no seeing dickhead dave and sassy susan because they wouldve gotten knocked out by now.

Give yourself the opportunity to really learn yourself, try to decipher the things that make you happy and make amazing new memories. Blud just live to for the memory always do a mazza it's about them camp stories big boy.

Let a man get to the point tho:

11. Learn something new

Learn something you are passionate about- Read books about the topic, watch a video on YouTube, read some articles or search on the great world wide web. Many of us use the excuse of time to justify why we don’t pursue our passions, but now we have plenty of time. Let’s try to use some of this time to chase our dreams. Cringe shit but I wear snowboarding boots to festivals. I been educating myself on money and that find that stuff interesting,

2. Keep doing what you have been doing

Keep working on your studies or work tasks - if you are delaying things look at techniques such as the Pomodoro effect in order to reduce most people's nemesis “procrastination”.

The Pomodoro technique works in a manner whereby one divides an hour or two into smaller more manageable chunks of 25 minutes followed by a 5 minute break. This way, you are able to complete tasks fully without being distracted and without having to procrastinate by putting things off. This technique has been my go-to for years during my time as an undergraduate; I remember the many times where I would struggle immensely to get myself to actually do any work and would end up stressed at the last minute as a deadline loomed closer. I still use this technique as my current job involving getting neeks to wait for their food while i spark a blem in the loft.

3. Understand the learner you are or understand how you work best

Try to understand the sort of learner you are, think of your future goals- assess the skills you already have and work on the skills you need for the future. Students make a document of all the amazing things you have accomplished over the years during your school studies. You will thank yourself later when you have to write your resume! Nah don't do that i burned all my books after school and tat's your best bet. Lernang hands on through trail error do be the way yer going that's it i control your every thought now.

4. Gratitude reflection

Be mindful to ward off negative thoughts- I have been implementing gratitude reflections on a daily basis. Maybe you can do the same? Note down at least one thing you are grateful for daily. This is such an amazing thing to implement into your lives. I have seen positivity in my own life just because of this wonderful act of noting down these reflections in my life. I'm thankful for that green stuff that remains illegal in this country and that's one of the many things that gets me going in the morning.

5. Connect

Connect with like minded individuals for that extra push or support and reach out to loved ones. I have met and come across some really amazing individuals and I am forever grateful for it. The community definitely pushes me to produce better quality content. A good thing students could do is having a zoom or google hangouts meeting with a couple of friends who you work well with in order to create a sort of library setting. This way you don’t feel isolated whilst studying and you can make your study sessions less mundane. or don't be cringe grab some window polish and meet yer mates dow at the field for a mazza. Some american Jehovah witness still has my number and I've been airing him for months on end yet he doesn't give up.

6. Exercise

Go for a walk or a jog- whatever floats your boat. It’s important to make sure your body is moving!! As we all know, exercise is good for both your body and mind. Unfortunately I need to work on increasing my exercise habits- Essentially what mans saying is higher bpm, more dust, more skank, more dilly for your willy.

7. Change up your environment

If you find yourself studying or working in your room for the majority of the day, switch it up and work at the dining table or outside in the garden or balcony. Sometimes I sit on the table to do my work and at times I literally lie on the sofa with my laptop, as long as I am being productive and comfortable. DON'T put the internet box on yer lap lads your children will dry out and die in your Savannah sack. The garden has become habitat especially with the dank weather you better be appreciating it tramp.

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